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Favorite "Scrubs" Lines?
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Posted by: disco

Oh man, tonight's episode had a great one (don't worry...it doesn't ruin the episode, but I'll put it inside spoilers to avoid some who may get ticked;)):

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DR. COX: 9 pounds in a week?? Lemme ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working our ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery and all that person has to do really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning, or choke down a fresh green salad...and you come back here looking like that?!? And I know, I know...here I'm supposed to be "Dr. Give-A-Crap" but you wanna know that God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't'cha?

:up:

Posted by: wryanh

Dude! I L'dMAO!

How did I know you were gonna quote that monologue?:D

I liked the "In-your-endo" crack... I almost spit out what I was drinkin'.

Posted by: David Platt

It was a very funny episode tonight. There were several things that had me laughing out loud, but I think the funniest was

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the first 'Rerun' sequence. I just love those things that are so completely out of the blue like that.

I'm really starting to like Amy Smart, too-- she fits in really well with the rest of the cast. I hope she sticks around for awhile.

Posted by: Tracy

"From Mennan" cracked me up several episodes ago. I also loved the 99 Luftballoons stuff.

Posted by: dssdbs

I can't eat or drink anything while watching this show, I learned my lesson very early on.:D

Posted by: TeeSee

In YOUR endo. :D

Posted by: Tori

quote:
Of course I'm holding back! I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day, when you told me that I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am wracked with self-doubt. I have panic attacks. I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobiaphobic. I talk to myself. I talk to my cat. I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice. And yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? Because my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There! I opened up! Are you happy?

Posted by: GT3NE1

"Hey, I thought we were going to be shorts buddies today?"

Posted by: hanumang

Scrubs is THE show. Normally, I despise sitcoms but Scrubs is sharp.

My favorite element from last night's show was, most definitely, all the Rerun gags. TOO funny.

Posted by: SammyTerry

Hi Slut!

Posted by: SammyTerry

This one had me rolling last night also.

Lawyer (I forget his name): I quit
Kelso: No you're not
Lawyer: Well, I'm leaving early
Kelso: No, you're going back to my office to do busy work.
Lawyer: Well, I'm getting a drink first.
Kelso: Whatever
The Lawyer then raises his fist in rebellious victory.

Posted by: tomlouie

JD trying to explain away sex rope burns on wrists: "I got them from my wristwatch strap, that I didn't know was made from ... cat."

Tom

Posted by: TheDewAddict

J.D, on the prospect of going commando: "I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets."

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J.D.: What are you doing?
Janitor: I'm fixing the door.
J.D.: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I was just trying to make conversation.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there... I'm taking you down.

Posted by: Carlucci

quote:
Originally posted by SammyTerry
This one had me rolling last night also.

The Lawyer then raises his fist in rebellious victory.

To the Simple Mind's song "Dont you (forget about me)" from the movie "The Breakfast Club" no less.

This was a perfect homage to the movie. The "punk" character played by Judd Nelson raised his fist to the exact same music after getting a kiss from Molly Ringwald's Rich-Girl character at the end of the movie.

That was awesome!

Posted by: ClutchBrake

The janitor was great last night.

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I loved the scene when he corners J.D. about throwing out the shorts. Him telling J.D. about his wife having only one finger on one hand and only a pinky and thumb on the other was classic. When he started imitating with his fingers I thought I was going to lose it.

The first "Hi, slut!" from Tasty Coma Wife was great too. I had to instant replay that twice.

Posted by: Redleg

"Teensy snafus? This isn't a Dr. Seuss story!"

For some reason, that line darn near caused a spit-take last night. Great show.

Posted by: pagefault

quote:
Originally posted by wryanh
I liked the "In-your-endo" crack... I almost spit out what I was drinkin'.

I thought the in-your-endo line was a little too predictable. My favorite Tod line is:

quote:

JD: (So little JD isn't rising to the occasion, it's not a big deal, nobody knows about this but me)
Cox: Hey newbie, what's up?
JD: Everything, everything's up
Dr. Kelso: Rise and shine sport
JD: What, did someone send out a flyer?
Todd: Hey JD, how's your penis?
JD: (All right, calm down, he says that to everyone)
Todd: Hey goldman, how's your penis?

I think my favorite line of all time is:

quote:

Janitor: Want me to knock him out?
JD: What are you doing in here?
Janitor: I owe you, I'm helping you out
JD: This isn't like being a janitor, okay, its not necessarily something everybody can do
Janitor: Oh, so you can do my stuff but I can't do yours?
JD: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hot shot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
JD: The rough side of a sponge?
Janitor: dammit

The delivery is just perfect :)

99 Luftbaloons had me rolling, but it wasn't really a "line"

Ken

Posted by: JYoung

anyone of Dr. Cox's rants is a scream but I particularly liked the one where he finds out that J.D. has been practicing kissing on Rowdy.....

Posted by: BryanRDC

Rowdy is the best! When Turk was in the operating room and JD needed to get his attention, and Rowdy's face sort of levitated up the O.R. window...I about lost it.

I had the same reaction to the 99 Luftballoons.

Like dssdbs, I have learned not to eat or drink during this show. And that's the best reason why commercial skip is not enabled. In the few seconds it takes to 2xFF through Scrubs' commercials, I can take a swig of water or something.

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(Adding: ) The scene from the "My Interpretation" episode where everyone is screaming (including Ted at the mirror) also had me ROFL.

Posted by: ClutchBrake

Another Rowdy moment. I don't remember it exactly but it went something like Turk being depressed and J.D. trying to cheer him up.

J.D. had Rowdy humping his leg and was saying "No, Rowdy! No!" :D

Posted by: pagefault

quote:
Originally posted by ClutchBrake
Another Rowdy moment. I don't remember it exactly but it went something like Turk being depressed and J.D. trying to cheer him up.

J.D. had Rowdy humping his leg and was saying "No, Rowdy! No!" :D

Actually, it was Carla who was depressed. She said something to the effect of "Is that supposed to cheer me up?"

Then Turk walked into the room and said "Yeah Rowdy, HIT THAT!"

Ken

Posted by: Mr. Soze

Scrubs is a show that the 8-second instant replay button on my Tivo remote was made for. Not lines, but my favoite moments for this were..

Little old lady smashing Kelso's car.
Breast feeding kid thumbs up.
Kid throwing up on command in elevator.

Posted by: sguthrie

I wish I could remember the whole thing, but one of my favorite Cox rants if from the first season where kelso is trying to get him fired. Cox says something like "if the magic genie you found actually DOES grant your wish and I get kicked out of here then you'll be all by yourself and you realize what a sad person you are and then, oh you'll SCREAM so loud that Satan himself with tear up that contract you signed with him at birth just so he can get some peice and quiet."