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Tonight Show: Headlines
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Posted by: murgatroyd

From the police report (paper unidentified). Thanks to TiVo, I'll transcribe it from the screen....

quote:
An 18-year old man was charged with robbing a 7-11. When he walked in, pulled a gun, a[nd] demanded money, the employee didn't panic. She calmly said "I don't think you're old enough to be robbing us. Don't you have to be at least 16?" The thief then proceeded to pull out his wallet and showed the clerk his driver's license. The clerk quickly memorized the information on the license, then gave the thief the money. The cops arrested ...

:up:

Jan

Posted by: Fustanella

"We ID All Felons." :D

Posted by: scottjf8

Headlines is one of those great bits that's still funny.... the one he did with the house for sale and the HUGE horse behind it was hilariouis... Jay couldn't stop laughing....

Posted by: murgatroyd

I don't think that horse would fit in the stable shown in the picture. ;)

Jan

Posted by: ronsch

And as he said, who would want to clean up after that horse!!

Posted by: doom1701

Do they still release these in book form? I've got 4 of them, but I haven't bought one for years.

Posted by: FatherTed

quote:
Originally posted by murgatroyd
From the police report (paper unidentified). Thanks to TiVo, I'll transcribe it from the screen....

I did the same thing. I backed it up and read the text of the report. Gotta love stupid criminals.

Posted by: rhuntington3

LOL!!!

Posted by: ForsakeN

yeah I saw that Jay Leno show too, I love Jay's opening act, it's so funny.

Posted by: DLL66

Letterman is better!

Posted by: Jon J

Clerk to robber, "You got any ID?"

Robber to clerk, " 'Bout what?"

;)