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TiVolutionary Rhyme

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Posted by: walters

"Sit on a stool and discuss 'Off Topic' matters. From Humor, News, and TV shows to making up odes, songs, and rhymes."

People hardly make up rhymes anymore. Let's try one together about our favorite TiVovangelist. I'll start.


There once was a man from Sunnyvale



Posted by: Demandred

quote:
Originally posted by walters
There once was a man from Sunnyvale


On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.



Posted by: Bryanmc

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.

He'd ride the waves,



Posted by: jradosh

quote:
Originally posted by Bryanmc
There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.

He'd ride the waves,



"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,



Posted by: Maniacal1

And he hopes he won't have to bail.



Posted by: Pan Chun

(Next verse)

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,



Posted by: jradosh

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)



Posted by: Turtleboy

But he wasn't a Moose...



Posted by: IJustLikeTivo

Beware of going to limerick verse, this could get ugly fast. Watch out for the moderators...

Anyone know if RB ever lived in Nantucket? :)

IJLT



Posted by: loubob57

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice



Posted by: betativo

quote:
Originally posted by loubob57
There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice



He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.



Posted by: harvscar

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo



Posted by: betativo

quote:
Originally posted by harvscar
There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo



And in the background, you could hear J-Lo. :cool:



Posted by: jradosh

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,



Posted by: OasisRed

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.



Posted by: pmyers

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
awaiting Jim's next ode



Posted by: TomK

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.



Posted by: jradosh

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.

"We need beta testers" says he



Posted by: harvscar

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.

"We need beta testers" says he
People clamored to tell him, "Pick Me!"



Posted by: vman

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.

"We need beta testers" says he
People clamored to tell him, "Pick Me!"

His power he flaunted



Posted by: harvscar

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.

"We need beta testers" says he
People clamored to tell him, "Pick Me!"
His power he flaunted
And his job, we all wanted



Posted by: WinBear

The prestige, it was vaunted!



Posted by: pmyers

There once was a man from Sunnyvale,
On his TiVo boat he liked to sail.
He'd ride the waves,
"TiVo Ahoy" he raves,
And he hopes he won't have to bail.

His full name is Richard Bullwinkle,
AKA 'TiVolutionary' (no bull!)
But he wasn't a moose
Who liked to drink juice
He was just too lazy to get off his caboose.

In his office, he'd sit and play Halo
And in the background, you could hear J-Lo
He plays with his code,
And laughs at this ode.
And presently feels very mellow.

"We need beta testers" says he
People clamored to tell him, "Pick Me!"
His power he flaunted
And his job, we all wanted
So we would be the first with Version 3



Posted by: martinp13

(Don't mean to intrude on the poetry, but isn't it scary that "TiVolutionary" pretty much rhymes with "Virgin Mary"? :cool:



Posted by: Jim West

Now into the breach they rode
Determined to pound out an ode
Was Richard surprised?
His fame recognized
He treasured this Ode episode

Jim West



Posted by: randyf

how can you even TRY to follow up a Jim West posting when it comes to something like this. ???


It'd be like playing a pick-up game with Magic Johnson...



Posted by: loubob57

quote:
Originally posted by randyf
how can you even TRY to follow up a Jim West posting when it comes to something like this. ???


It'd be like playing a pick-up game with Magic Johnson...



And it took all of us in a team effort to do what Jim does on his own! :)



Posted by: Jim West

quote:
Originally posted by IJustLikeTivo
Beware of going to limerick verse, this could get ugly fast. Watch out for the moderators...

Anyone know if RB ever lived in Nantucket? :)

IJLT



Some time back I wrote something along these lines:

There was a man from Nantucket
Saw a train and thought he would luck it
They met with a thud
Imagine the blood
They carried him home in a bucket.

(So it is possible to have a limerick with Nantucket that will pass the censors.)

Jim West



Posted by: walters

^bump^

Happy Birthday, RB!



Posted by: TiVolutionary

I can't believe I missed this!

VERY Funny!

"Thanks all," he exclaimed.
as he forgot those who complained
and he smiled as he thought
"It isn't for naught"
"My love for this group hasn't waned!"

-RB





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