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Let's have a moment of silence for Doom1701
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Posted by: Bryanmc

He left us yesterday a general.

Today they are taking away his soldiers.

Let us wish him a speedy recovery.

I suggest, to show our support, that we open the floor up to jokes and/or limericks.

Posted by: willardcpa

Once was a brave soul named Doom
Who'll spend this weekend in gloom
Wanted to show his lady he had guts
So today let a medic snip his n***:eek:

Posted by: harvscar

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
...

Posted by: NatasNJ

*****************SNIP*****************

Posted by: Darin

Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

Posted by: Rcrew

How about two moments...

Posted by: walters

OK, so I do a search on threads he posted in to find out which one I missed...

Cutco cutlery? What's the scoop? :eek:
Anybody catch Crank Yankers?
New Mach 3 turbo razor? :eek:
I need a project! Help Me One thing I expect you couldn't learn from this forum
Here we go again (non happy thread) you aint kidding
Do You Fidget? No, but I'm pretty sure I'd flinch

Aha, found it: http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-v...&threadid=62880

:D

Posted by: anolin

doom -

just stop reading this thread now... it's only going to get worse :)

Posted by: sean67854

quote:
Originally posted by Darin
Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

That's the best laugh I've had in a long time!!!

Posted by: johnmoorejohn

Not really taking soldiers away....just asking the current ones to stand still and die and... no need for new recruits?

Posted by: justapixel

Doom, you go, girl! :D

Posted by: Bradc314

I guess now he's got seedless grapes....

Posted by: Guyy

!!!!:eek:

I thought he was still thinking about it, I guess he went ahead and did it!
Poor dude, cut down in his prime :(

Posted by: doom1701

Well, I'm not really supposed to be sitting, so let me just say this, and I'm heading back to the couch for the rest of the day.

You heartless jerks! :D

Thanks, guys--I really do mean that. I'd share a tear of gratitude, but then Master Tasky would probably come kick me in the nuts, and I bet that would really hurt today... :)

I've got my snipped parts in a jar; should I bring them to the picnic? :D

Posted by: TivoDaddy

Doom, why is your voice so high pitched? ;)

So how did it go? Did blood squirt out? Did you faint?

Posted by: Mark Lopez

Doom,

While you are recovering, I'll lend you my GC copy of Super Monkey Ball. :)

Posted by: Mike Lang

C'mon! I went back to work that afternoon! Walk if off!

Posted by: Tasky

Hey, I got snipped. Best thing I ever did. Save the world from Little Tasky's :D

Actually, my wife and I have two daughters, and the pill really did weird things to her cycle and stuff, so I got snipped. Glad I did actually, takes away all the birth control worries. Other than not being able to make women pregnant, it didn't change a thing, everything still feels the same.

I do have two daughters, and everyone I know seems to think that my little guys were not strong enough. So maybe it was a good thing putting them out of their misery.

Posted by: Rcrew

There once was a fella named Doom
Who tried not to be a buffoon

His wife said no way
So he just said ok
And told the doc, 'cut away'!

Now a buffoon he's not
But what a fellas got
You can't tell from checking his spot!

Posted by: Darin

quote:
Originally posted by sean67854
That's the best laugh I've had in a long time!!!

Hope I didn't
make U
wet your blanket and
spew cheese.

:D

Posted by: Tasky

quote:
Originally posted by Mike Lang
C'mon! I went back to work that afternoon! Walk if off!

I had it done on a Friday as well, so I wouldn't miss any work. It isn't that it hurts, or that you can't physically jump around like a knucklehead, but the Doctors suggest that you don't move around a lotso the healing can take place properly.

So returning that day to work is not a "physical" thing, it is a "believing your doctor that you should not be up and moving around" thing...

Now to stay on topiuc as far as jokes go:

Look at it this way Doom, when you meet women in bars and they are giving you the eye BECAUSE you are married, now you can tell them that they don't have to worry about getting pregannt :D :D

Or

When you do have a fling, you yourself don't have to worry about getting her pregnant :D :D

(You people know by now, that most of my ramblings are usually in bad taste, right ;) )

Posted by: Convert

Don't worry, doom. It stops hurting pretty soon. And then, it's 'no worries, mate'.

Posted by: kazymyr

Yeah, well, some people have a prolem, some other people have the opposite...

Posted by: sallypnut

quote:
Originally posted by doom1701

I've got my snipped parts in a jar; should I bring them to the picnic? :D

Yippee!! Another prize for the raffle!!!! ;)

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by doom1701

I've got my snipped parts in a jar; should I bring them to the picnic? :D

Wait!!!

There's parts!

Tell us you didn't go to the vet by mistake!

Posted by: bobcarn

Man, I saw the heading and got scared for a moment. Then I mention of his little general (he must've promoted it) and relaxed!

quote:
Originally posted by Darin
Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

Dude shoots like a la-dy

nana, na nana...

ROFL!!!!
Why do you always get the good jokes out before me!

Posted by: Darin

I wouldn't worry too much. I often have left over parts after a project, and it hasn't caused any problems yet.

Posted by: Darin

quote:
Originally posted by bobcarn
Why do you always get the good jokes out before me!

Maybe you should spend a little less time working, and a little more time surfing. :D

Posted by: bonehead

quote:
Originally posted by Darin
I wouldn't worry too much. I often have left over parts after a project, and it hasn't caused any problems yet.

Yeah, just toss 'em in your junk drawer. They'll come in handy for something someday.

Posted by: bobcarn

Maybe saying this after it's been done is not really a wise thing, but....

my former boss got snipped. He was out of work for a while nursing his, uh, little buddies. Well, all the plumbing seemed to do a sort of "self-repair" a few years later! He swears it fixed itself and his gun has real ammo now, no blanks. They sure are stubborn little guys!

Posted by: Bryanmc

quote:
Originally posted by sallypnut

Yippee!! Another prize for the raffle!!!! ;)

:eek:

Still....time...to...cancel.....my.....flight.....

Posted by: Dusty

So, Doom, how's it hangin'?

:D

Man, you guys are hysterical. I don't even WANT to know how you think of some of the things you do! LOL

Posted by: holee

Is Friday somehow the most popular day to be taste the flacid flavor of de-seed?

Posted by: retrodog

Well he never made much sense to begin with but now he's really lost his marbles.

:D

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by retrodog
Well he never made much sense to begin with but now he's really lost his marbles.

:D

Well, he really didn't loose his marbles. They just can't be used as shooters anymore...

Posted by: Philosofy

Well, you may have lost your little soldiers, but I hope you can still stand at attention! BTW, just so you're sure: having this done does NOT cure your wife's migraines! You'll still hear "Not tonight, I have a headache."

And whatever you do, don't use those 'parts' upgrading my TiVo on Tuesday!

Posted by: retrodog

Okay, as it is still unclear exactly which parts he got to keep and what is in the jar, one thing is almost certain:

From this point on he won't be such a nutty guy. ;)

Posted by: Rcrew

I'm mostly entertained reading this forum.

But this thread is particularly filled with jewels!

Doom, missing anything?

Posted by: johnmoorejohn

quote:
Originally posted by retrodog
Okay, as it is still unclear exactly which parts he got to keep and what is in the jar...

I think those parts should remain private ;)

Posted by: holee

The important thing is that an doctor somewhere will always have something to remember him by....

Maybe we can find bits of him on ebay.

Posted by: LiveBlues

They may still bounce to the left and to the right, but the arc might be a little shorter...:cool:

Perhaps we can get his local radio station to dedicate AC/DC's Big Balls to him?

Posted by: Uther

I feel sorry for Doom's soldiers... They're stuck in a rock and can't get through the hard place.

Posted by: Rcrew

HFC... ROLFLMAF!!!

I thought mine and many of the others were funny...

Uther! Post of the day man, post of the day!

I just hope Doom doesn't see it too soon, he might LHAO, and they he'd be totally unable to walk!

Posted by: willardcpa

You must live in the City, out here on the farm we feed the leftover parts to the dog, not put em in a jar.

Posted by: ehopper

Maybe he was looking for a Unix job and then he misspelled it.

Posted by: testify4

Glad I'll never have to make that difficult decision, since it was made for me in what I like to call "The Hockey Incident of '96"... ;)

Posted by: Darin

Remember that thread asking whether or not you sat with your legs crossed? Right now it's an emphatic YES!

Posted by: Steve Mehs

quote:
Maybe we can find bits of him on ebay.

ROTFLMAO

Wait a minute...So thats what was in the mystery box, I bid on earlier. :eek: :D

Posted by: testify4

quote:
Originally posted by Steve Jay Shem

ROTFLMAO

Wait a minute...So thats what was in the mystery box, I bid on earlier. :eek: :D

But your bid didn't register!

More material should be on the way, so you can get one next time around...

Posted by: Steve Mehs

LOL

$28, thats a bit high :D

Posted by: AndyK

Doom, got any porn? Might as well just send it over to Otto!

If a blank shoots in the woods, does it really matter?

P.S. Feel better bud!!!

Posted by: Jim West

There was a young man named Doom
The doctor's scapel did loom
The deed has been done
Now Doom can have fun
Without adding Dooms to the room

Jim West

Posted by: holee

Can I bid $28 *NOT* to get his little buddies?

Posted by: doom1701

This is doom's wife, You people are sick and cruel! Na just playing I'm laughing at him too!

Posted by: doom1701

Yes, that truly was your first glimpse of Mrs. Doom (I feel a comic book reference coming on).

BTW, just to allay everyone's fears, I still have all the important parts. As for the two inches of tubing I had removed; well, if I show up at the picnic with two little strands of spagetti in a jar, will anyone have the guts to find out what they truly are? ;)

Posted by: Darin

I think I prefer "Doomette".

Posted by: dsmith48

quote:
Originally posted by walters
OK, so I do a search on threads he posted in to find out which one I missed...

Cutco cutlery? What's the scoop? :eek:
Anybody catch Crank Yankers?
New Mach 3 turbo razor? :eek:
I need a project! Help Me One thing I expect you couldn't learn from this forum
Here we go again (non happy thread) you aint kidding
Do You Fidget? No, but I'm pretty sure I'd flinch

Aha, found it: http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-v...&threadid=62880

:D

Red = Huh???

Posted by: willardcpa

quote:
"This is doom's wife, ... Na just playing "

Just remember to "play" gently;)

Posted by: Randy Given

Frozen peas. Yes. Frozen peas. Use them.

Posted by: Bryanmc

Well Doom and I just got done playing some Halo online so I can vouch that at least his thumbs are working. :D

And I went to the store with my wife today, I was picking up some okra and as I looked at the peas I realized I would never be able to buy them again. (Well, maybe one more time ;) )

Posted by: BryanRDC

Had to tell you all about one of the the Father's Day gifts I got from my wife and kids today. It's a pair of boxers with Dr. Seuss's "Things" from The Cat in the Hat on the left and right thighs in front. Recall, they were known as Thing One and Thing Two in the book.

On the butt, the pants have written in Dr. Seuss-ish script, "Two Things." My young kids thought it was cute, my wife thought it funny for entirely different reasons. :)

Good news, Doom, even though you're about a quarter ounce lighter, everything will still work once you're healed. Take care of your things!

Posted by: holee

quote:
Originally posted by doom1701
This is doom's wife, You people are sick and cruel! Na just playing I'm laughing at him too!

What's left of him, anyway.... ;)

Posted by: holee

quote:
Originally posted by Darin
I think I prefer "Doomette".

"Doom Lite?"

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