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The Anna Nicole Show
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Posted by: askewed

Guide data is here!

Posted by: smak

Not sure the guide data is working

episode 1: Anna pops a lot of pills, walks around dazed and gains weight.
episode 2: Anna pops a lot of pills, walks around dazed and gains weight.

Episode 3 is different though.

episode 3: Anna walks around dazed, gains weight and pops a lot of pills.

-smak-

Posted by: askewed

Mock me if you want.

Done correctly this will be one of the best show on TV.

Mark my words...

Posted by: BryanRDC

A friend of mine writes for the LA Times, and he got to go to the ANS press conference that E! put on to tout the show. Read his article for a good laugh. I'm seeing him in a few weeks at his brothers' birthday party, and can't wait to ask him for more details.

I drooled over ANS back when, but never kidded myself that her IQ matched her bustline measurement. She was definitely my type though, but now she just seems bloated and sad. Of course, eventually she might be rich if the law suits ever settle, so maybe she'll start to look better...

On the other hand, she has a poodle(!) that she dotes on. Maybe I'll just forget the idea.

Posted by: nmiller855

No thanks.

Posted by: Fofer

I'm looking forward to it. I think "The Osbournes" is pretty much pitch-perfect for this sort of reality-sitcom, in terms of editing, tone, sense of humor, music, etc. I'm not sure if E! can pull it off with the same style. Still, I'll check it out -- but if they DON'T nail it, I can see it getting old, very fast. "The Osbournes" is a tough act to copycat.

Posted by: bruab

I'm looking forward to it. I think it'll be kinda like watching an Elvis webcam (hicks with money).

Posted by: JYoung

The show looks like it's going to be a complete train wreck.
There's a term I have for Anna but I can't use it in polite company.

Posted by: Lord Nimon

quote:
Originally posted by JYoung
There's a term I have for Anna but I can't use it in polite company.

What's wrong with the word skank?

Posted by: JYoung

It's a little more than that
Anna has quite a chunk of change from her husband's estate so she isn't doing this for the money. She's doing it for the attention/media exposure.
Imo, she's a (how shall I put it) media/attention prostitute....

Posted by: Hopeless

I really don't get the Osbournes, but I'll probably set up a SP for this show, "just in case". 20 to 1 I'll delete the SP after the first show or two.

With the Osbournes, I just can't get past the sadness I feel when I see what Ozzie has done to himself. Oh well, to each his own! :)

Posted by: bidger

To JYoung- It's my understanding that her "inheritance" is still tied up in the courts & she IS actually doing this show to tide her over. Just what I heard.

Posted by: NatasNJ

Just listened to Anna on Howard Stern Show today. She has been fairly broke and until this E! money was low on funds. But said she is expecting hundreds of millions once the lawsuits get settled.

Also sounds like the show is going to be AWESOME!

Posted by: JYoung

quote:
Originally posted by NatasNJ
Just listened to Anna on Howard Stern Show today. She has been fairly broke and until this E! money was low on funds. But said she is expecting hundreds of millions once the lawsuits get settled....

That's not what I heard. Howard asked her if she was doing this for the money and she said no, not really...

(Besides she went in the bathroom with Benjy, eeehhhhhhh)

Posted by: pjenkins

quote:
Besides she went in the bathroom with Benjy, eeehhhhhhh

but nothing happened b/c she didn't like the bathroom and had her period. didn't they agree to spend an hour together tonight?

Posted by: packerfan

She was on Regis the other morning. Regis asked about the show. She said that the crew followed her to get a tatoo (sp?). Regis then asked where she got the tatoo. Her answer was...............Las Vegas:rolleyes:

Posted by: Philosofy

Ya know, I actually have some respect for ANS. I caught some biography on E! about her. Turns out that billionaire husband of hers had been proposing to her for years, long before she ever posed for Playboy. If she was a money grubbing skank, she would have accepted then. Instead, she went out, made a million $ on her own, lost it, and then married him.

Posted by: JYoung

it was an E! True Hollywood Story. I will TiVo them if the subject interests me.

Posted by: tonyoci

That Hollywood story is being rerun on Sunday at 8pm just before the Anna Show

T

Posted by: TheSimpsons

quote:
Originally posted by askewed
Mock me if you want.

Done correctly this will be one of the best show on TV.

Mark my words...

I don't think so. Why? Because I doubt that they will do this correctly in the first place! :p I for one wouldn't even give this show a chance. I don't need to lower my IQ with mind numbing shows like this. I think even the Osbournes is stupid now. I can only laugh at Ozzy's drugged out behavior so many times. Also, I'll lose faith in people if this gold-digger gets manages to gain popularity.

-The Simpsons :) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Posted by: askewed

"It's today, it's today"

Posted by: Pan Chun

HFC, what the hell was she ON during that show?!?!?!?!? :eek:

Posted by: TheSimpsons

quote:
Originally posted by Pan Chun
HFC, what the hell was she ON during that show?!?!?!?!? :eek:

Hopefully not on an old rich man. :eek:

:D

-The Simpsons :) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Posted by: Pan Chun

Nope...definitely some sort of NARCOTIC or ALCOHOL in an EXTREME fashion! :( Very sad.

Posted by: TheSimpsons

Nice new sig, Pan. :p

-The Simpsons :) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Posted by: Pan Chun

Hey, NOW I've got to keep watching just for the UNINTENTIONAL OVERDOSE episode! :eek:

Posted by: justapixel

Man, she's completely high during each scene. Ozzy sounds like he spent years high and has suffered brain damage but is recovering. She sounds like she has to shoot up before the cameras get turned on.

Typical porn queen behavior I guess, but it's sad to see. Not entertainment in my view.

Posted by: NatasNJ

Very depressing show. I watched and was all hyped to laugh and ended up watching it with a blank stare on my face. Very disturbing and depressing. I may give it one more chance. But not really interested..

Posted by: Bryanmc

Worst

show

ever.

Posted by: revdre

Bryanmc has it right!
Painful to watch.

Posted by: Graymalkin

Worst show ever? I didn't watch it, but how could it be worse than "She Spies"? NBC in NYC didn't even air it this past weekend -- they gave us that classic action thriller "Double Team" instead!

Posted by: Bryanmc

quote:
Originally posted by Graymalkin
Worst show ever? I didn't watch it, but how could it be worse than "She Spies"? NBC in NYC didn't even air it this past weekend -- they gave us that classic action thriller "Double Team" instead!

Worst

show

ever.

Posted by: hckyplyr

Please dont torture poor TiVo by recording this show! It is going to be sooo bad :eek:

Posted by: loopey

Oh my gosh, that was the worst show I've ever seen. It was the first show I've seen that was literally like watching a trainwreck.

Posted by: MrSpiff

Stunningly uninteresting. She is high as a kite the whole time, dumber than a boot, and completely boring. And she's friggn' HUGE. If she was still hot, there might be a reason to keep watching, but she is completely unattractive. And her assistant is repulsive and also boring. And what's the deal with the "attorney" that babysits this slob 24/7?

There was one tiny little bright spot. There was some serious booty strutting around at that party.

I won't be wasting my life with this piece of crap again.

Posted by: pmyers

Loved it!

Posted by: Pan Chun

quote:
Originally posted by Bryanmc

Worst

show

ever.

And yet I still liked it better than Enterprise. Amazing! ;)

Posted by: rbird

quote:
Originally posted by Graymalkin
Worst show ever? I didn't watch it, but how could it be worse than "She Spies"? NBC in NYC didn't even air it this past weekend -- they gave us that classic action thriller "Double Team" instead!

Actually, they moved "She Spies" to 8pm and shifted "Double Team" back an hour. So I missed SS. :(

Haven't watched ANS yet, though I did record it. I thought that with two episodes back to back it would be two different shows, but they just showed the same show over again! I can (sort of) understand when they do that for movies, but not for a half-hour show!

Bob

Posted by: TheSimpsons

Well, contrary to what I said I did give this show a chance. :p I give it :down: :down: :down:

-The Simpsons :) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Posted by: Bryanmc

quote:
Originally posted by Pan Chun
And yet I still liked it better than Enterprise. Amazing! ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Posted by: DLiquid

I couldn't believe it when she made those humping motions on the various beds she tried out. I think I looked like this :eek: when she was getting her makeup put on and turned to the camera and basically asked the viewing audience to do the deed with her. It didn't take long to realize why they put this show at 10pm.

I personally thought it was funny. I do wonder what drugs she is on. She makes Ozzy look like Martha Stewart.

Posted by: JYoung

She claimed on Howard Stern that the way she talks makes people think that she's high.
I'm not sure if she's stoned and dumb, just stoned, or just dumb.

Posted by: DLiquid

Well in the "interview" scenes they showed, her speech was much more coherent and she appeared to be sober, so she doesn't always talk in that slurred voice. My vote is for: "stoned and dumb."

Posted by: JYoung

perhaps I should make it a poll :D

Posted by: loopey

I actually worked with someone who's speech seemed slurred - like they were drunk, but that was just how she talked. I was trying to figure out if that was just ANS or she was high.

I'm surprised no one mentioned one of my favorite parts. I can't remember the exact wording but it was when she said "who kills the jews" and her assistant explained that people strap bombs to themselves and set them off. What an idiot - how can you exist and not know about the Mid-east situation?? I feel so bad for her son.

Posted by: DLiquid

I think somewhere in the E! True Hollywood Story they mentioned that when she was a stripper she used to talk to the men in babytalk, and that they liked this. I think they also mentioned her husband liked it. Then, in the premiere of the reality show, when she calls her son she talks to him in babytalk! :eek:

Posted by: TheSimpsons

quote:
Originally posted by loopey
What an idiot - how can you exist and not know about the Mid-east situation??

Yeah, who the hell doesn't know what's going on in the mid-east? ;)

-The Simpsons :) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Posted by: Southpaw

I recorded it for the laugh factor and was stunned by how idiotically they portrayed her. This show is such an embarrassment, and pretty much proves what a worthless jumbo sack of skin she is.

She had to have been stoned the whole time. As has already been pointed out - the interview scenes of her on the porch with no makeup in her anti-stalking t-shirt seemed the most normal scenes in the show. She didn't slur then like she did in all of the houses.

I felt bad for all of the people who have to make a living kowtowing to this stoned cow. How do they keep from laughing or making smartass comments? When she needed help off the bed, I would not have been able to do that without laughing at her.

Watching her transformation from stoned bland overweight chick to stoned, heavily made-up, curvy chick, I was amazed at the miracles that Hollywood can pull off.

This show will probably be around for awhile, because Anna is too stupid to see how ridiculous it makes her look. I doubt she'll get very far with it, though watching her try to shoe-horn that ass in and out of tubs with clothes on and heels, was pathetically funny.

Ugh. How do people like this become famous?

Posted by: DLiquid

quote:
Originally posted by Southpaw
...though watching her try to shoe-horn that ass in and out of tubs with clothes on and heels, was pathetically funny.

Or how about when she was crawling around on the floor chasing her dog, and she crawled under that table. I said, "There's no way her ass is gonna fit-" and sure enough, it didn't. Such a disaster!

Posted by: tonyoci

I watched it last night. A couple of things struck me.

1) She was playing to the camera's. This is something that never happened on the Osbournes. Hopefully this will stop because it ruins the general concept.

2) During most of the action she acted like an air head and yet during the interview scene when she was sitting outside with no make up on, her voice and demeanour were completely different.

T

Posted by: Bryanmc

quote:
Originally posted by Southpaw
Ugh. How do people like this become famous?

They take their clothes off.

Posted by: justapixel

Back 20 years ago I remember seeing the Guess jeans ad with Anna Nicole and thinking how pretty she was, similar in looks to Marilyn Monroe. If this is the way Marilyn would have ended up - obese, slathered with make-up and a huge joke - it's a good thing she OD'd.

She was playing to the camera, particularly in the under the table scene and the make-up scene. The crying seemed really forced to me too. The charm of the Osbournes is the camera seems invisible - they seem to be just living their lives. Also, Ozzy is better than you would have imagined him; he's a caring Dad, sort of a normal kind of bumbling guy, not the Prince of Darkness we'd always imagined. It was a sweet surprise to see him living a relatively normal life.

This chick is worse than anybody could have imagined. Before, I sort of felt like she deserved the money because she did get that old guy to marry her, and the old guy's son should just suck it up and deal with it. I've completely changed my mind, I hope that slutty overweight slob doesn't get a penny.

And, her poor son! He seems so nice. I wonder where his father is? I hope he has custody. It's not fun to watch your mother wasted on heroin all the time, and it's bound to affect him.

Posted by: harvscar

I honestly don't see how you all made it past the first five minutes of this show. When she started running through the house jumping on the beds I'd had enough.
Ann, IIRC, on the E!THS of Anna Nicole, she has custody of her son but her family mostly raised him while she was doing her thing. Anyone want to take bets on what his claim to fame will be? I feel for her son and wonder how long until he has a True Hollywood Story of his own.

I'll freely admit to enjoying my share of reality crap TV, but this is one show that really did not need to be made.

Posted by: Hopeless

My biggest reaction to the show was to get pi**ed off watching that lazy fat a** whimper because she couldn't have her dream house.

I work very hard, and I have a pretty good life, but I DO work for it, and I deserve it. She's worthless and basically deserves nothing.

Just my opinion, and I don't think I'll be watching it again.

Posted by: askewed

quote:
Originally posted by Hopeless
I work very hard, and I have a pretty good life, but I DO work for it, and I deserve it. She's worthless and basically deserves nothing.

Boo Hoo - Jealous!

Posted by: Pan Chun

quote:
Originally posted by askewed
Boo Hoo - Jealous!

That's kind of funny...it actually IS easy to be both envious of AND repulsed by her excess! :)

Posted by: JYoung

It's a prime example of what happens when Texas trailer trash gets some fame and money..... ;)

(and was it just me or was her ass HUGE)

Posted by: ahartman

As for the money issue, she won $475M in bankrupcy court in CA and withdrew from the probate hearing in TX for the old man's estate. Inheriting son subpeoned her in the probate hearing, and the probate jury found no credible evidence of a promise of half his stuff to his bimbo wife.

Inheriting son appeals CA ruling, appeals court vacates the $475M ruling.

She has since settled with inheriting son for $88.5M which just needs to be delivered.

Now, onto the show...

It was like looking at a car accident. I didn't want to watch, but I couldn't look away. I won't be watching again. The only person I felt remotely sorry for was the son.

Like it's not enough that all your friends have seen your mother naked... several times. Now they all get to hear that she didn't get to m@sturbate this morning and can't wait to get home and take care of herself.

Poor kid. Everyone else on the show are idiots and I couldn't care less what happens to them.

Posted by: harvscar

;) I just read the spoilers for the future episodes at MH.

Posted by: Bryanmc

quote:
Originally posted by harvscar
;) I just read the spoilers for the future episodes at MH.

About the future episodes (do NOT read this unless you visit the link):

Spoiler Alert! (highlight to read)
I swear to God I read all the way to number 8 before I "got" it. It could happen.

Posted by: justapixel

The only one that I'm looking forward to is episode number four. :)

Posted by: retrodog

She's back, she's big, she's hungry. :D

Posted by: retrodog

Just watched tonight's show. Only one word. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

The only good part was where the dog was doing the teddy bear. Kind of reminded me of my youth. ;)

Posted by: Pan Chun

:down: :( Yeah, it was pretty pointless. The SP was on the edge after last week. This week it's gone.

They DID try to explain away her slurring speech though...

She said to the camera, "I'm not slurring...it's my retainer." Apparently she has a dental retainer...but I'm not sure I buy that explanation.

Posted by: justapixel

quote:
Originally posted by Pan Chun

She said to the camera, "I'm not slurring...it's my retainer." Apparently she has a dental retainer...but I'm not sure I buy that explanation.

Is that what she said? I couldn't understand her. :)

Man, was it sad when the kid came in her bedroom, and immediately left her babytalking/high-fiving/slurring/fake kissing to hit his room. That kid must spend a lot of time locked up away from her.

All that pathetical fake sadness about her husband - carrying his ashes around the house showing him her stuff - contrasting with her going shopping for trashy lingerie and dry humping her lesbian secretary...yeah, some great TV there. :down:

My SP will disappear this week as well.

Posted by: JimSpence

Two shows - FFF on both - SP is gone.

A total waste of time!

Posted by: Dignan

Is it just me or does her baby talk sound like Cartman on South Park when he's trying to get something from his mom?

Mo-om, can't I have the cheesy poofs......