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Things I learned after watching Transformers - Armada
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Posted by: holee

Alien spaceships always crash near highly excitable but stupid children.

These children are particularly stupid because they must always touch alien artifacts.

Whenever you see a glowing object that is obviously from another civilization, you must touch it. There is absolutely no chance that it could be radioactive or dangerous.

Alien computers are all accessible using a single button, and speak in a universal language and never crash.

If a race of giant evil robots wants you to hand over an artiifact from another civilization which you do not understand.....THEN GIVE IT TO THE GIANT EVIL ROBOTS. DO NOT TRY TO RUN AWAY!! They are GIANTS. They are EVIL. They are ROBOTS. This gives them three major advantages over you.

If a race of evil giant robots was chasing you and you escaped them, it's perfectly safe to goof off and not care a whit because there is no chance at all they'll come back after you.

When battling, giant robots will engage in the method which allows them to do the most damage while using the least amount of animation cels, in order to keep the budget down.

You can tell which robots are good by the faces painter on their bodies. There is no chance that evil robots could possibly think to paint these
faces on their own bodies. No, they must clearly label themselves evil.

All children carry bicycles, scooters and skateboards on their backpacks.

Giant robots need the help of tiny little robots that can transform into dirt bikes.

They are also completely incapable of surviving without the aid of stupid children.

All children live within walking of vast caverns full of ancient artifacts. These artificats are all reachable within five minutes of exploration, but it has never occured to anyone living their to spend five minutes.

Good Giant Robots are stupid. This is why they stand around helplessly while Evil Giant Robots keep blasting them with lasers.

All Giant Robots are Canadian. This explains their accents.

There is aboslutely nothing wrong with having a helicopter attach itself to your butt.

Giant Evil Robots have their own version of Pokemon. But they are not as wholesome. Gotta Catch 'em all!

Despite having superior firepower and numbers, Giant Evil Robots are all goofy rascals who don't really mean any harm. Except for their leader, who is always exasperated.

It's good to have multiple flashbacks in the same episode so you can cut down on production costs.

"We treat the Minicons as equal, see?" - Now somebody sounds just a little defensive about that.

Energetic but Stupid Children are responsible for triggering a galactic war. But we shouldn't blame them, after all, they're kids.

"When the war is over the Minicons shall be free." - Yeah thanks Optimus, just enslave an entire race just to engage in a war that Energetic but Stupid Children have triggered.

All kids must engage in every active stereotype and cliche.

There is something more annoying that young Japanese adolescents who have pure hearts that help out Giant Robots. Young American adolescents with no brains that help out Giant Robots.

Posted by: Bryanmc

LOL!!! :D

Of course it started out bad,

"Many light years ago..." :rolleyes:

What, do we have Han Solo writing this stuff? :D

Posted by: HTH

"...Digital robots..."

Yeah, unlike those analog robots you encounter every day.

Or do they really mean "robots with hands that have fingers"?

Posted by: jchan

Two phrases as to why I never got past the first movie:

"Giant Evil Robots have their own version of Pokemon. But they are not as wholesome. Gotta Catch 'em all!"

"There is something more annoying that young Japanese adolescents who have pure hearts that help out Giant Robots. Young American adolescents with no brains that help out Giant Robots."

Oh well. I'm sure they'll sell some more toys this X-mas.

Posted by: marrone

I dunno about selling more toys. I'm only counting 3 autobots, and maybe 4 deceptacons.

Not counting the minicons, of course.

-Mike