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Posted by: bruab

Yes, tonight on A&E, it's Cleavage:

A&E Invites You to Take An Uplifting Look at Cleavage Through the Ages

Sexy and fun, this 2-hour special surveys mankind's fascination with breasts and cleavage, from the goddesses of antiquity to today's silicone-enhanced TV and film stars. Offering their opinions on why two simple mounds of flesh have wielded such power through the ages will be comedian Joan Rivers; Cosmopolitan's Helen Gurley Brown; a plastic surgeon; a female body builder; and others. Narrated by Carmen Electra.

Ah, two hours. Of course. ;)

Posted by: JayAndSilentBob

Cool, thanks.

Posted by: bonehead

bruab, you are my HERO!

Posted by: JPriller

quote:
Originally posted by bruab
Narrated by Carmen Electra.

You've convinced me!

I'm going to go get the TiVo remote and give this three thumbs down right now! :D

Can't stand that woman.

Posted by: Satchel

Whooo hooo....that Breast wishlist finally pays off.....

satch ;)

Posted by: QueenBee

Yeah, when I think of cleavage (which I DON'T), Joan Rivers and Helen Gurley Brown are the two women who first pop into my mind.

Posted by: nrc

Thanks, I was trying to resist that. It was calling to me from the program listing like, well you know, but I managed to resist pressing 'record'. I've got to work on my resume tonight. Must...resist...cleavage...

Posted by: Ereth

Mmmmm..... cleavage.....

Posted by: TiVolcano

I can think of two good reasons to watch this program.

Posted by: ehopper

Now THIS is Arts and Entertainment!!!!

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Mmmmm..... cleavage.....

Mmmmm.... good....

Hey, on this topic, does anyone remember a very funny Johnny Carson bit about this?

Went something like this...

Spoiler Alert! (highlight to read)
set-up with Ed, they are talking about a traffic problem, I think in NYC. Show some footage of a gorgeous, well endowed woman walking down the street, and entering a subway... serious discussion, we're bringing in noted psychiatrist so and so to help explain the phenomenon... flourish, intro, background... "So Dr. can you explain this"... dead pan "She's got the biggest set of boobs I've ever seen... tada dum...

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

What's funny is I think I already scheduled it for recording. My husband loves those kinds of shoes......

Posted by: tj

Oh, I am so jealous of you cable and satelite subscribers sometimes!

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by TiVolcano
I can think of two good reasons to watch this program.

... if you've seen one, you've seen both...

Posted by: VTechDave

"You don't stare at cleavage! It's like looking at the sun--you get a sense of it and then look away!" - Seinfeld

Posted by: jsmeeker

This thread needs to be implanted into the TV Talk forum.

:)

Posted by: scottjf8

quote:
Originally posted by Satchel
Whooo hooo....that Breast wishlist finally pays off.....

Nothing worse than having a great comeback, and seeing someone already posted it..

Of course, mine was going to say my "Cleavage Wishlist" :)

Posted by: michad

This is why I am glad I found you guys :) ....the real test is will she delete it before I can watch it.

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
What's funny is I think I already scheduled it for recording. My husband loves those kinds of shoes......

You can make SHOES out of them? Man, those have got to be comfortable! Where do I get a pair?

This is the kind of show you want to watch with two of your closest friends. :D

Posted by: daperlman

We are all hoping this show will teach us what we like so much about cleavage.

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by daperlman
We are all hoping this show will teach us what we like so much about cleavage.

... naw, I think we're all hoping it just shows lots of um...

Posted by: jhausmann

quote:
Originally posted by daperlman
We are all hoping this show will teach us what we like so much about cleavage.

These days, it pretty much amounts to plastic bags filled with saline solution. Some are saltier than others...

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
You can make SHOES out of them? Man, those have got to be comfortable! Where do I get a pair?

This is the kind of show you want to watch with two of your closest friends. :D

Whoa! I guess I should re-read what I type from time to time. Shows, Shoes....the letters are so close together and I'm a touch typist.

too funny.

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
....the letters are so close together and I'm a touch typist.

... hummmm ... something about the topic affect your sense of touch... or sitting too close to the keyboard again...

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by Rcrew
... hummmm ... something about the topic affect your sense of touch... or sitting too close to the keyboard again...

I'm a good typist, but I'm not THAT good. :D

I guess it's just a freudian slip. Maybe that means I have a shoe fetish (although, don't most women?)

Posted by: Ereth

Y'know, there's an opportunity here for one of you Photoshop wizards. Cleavage Shoes. I bet those would sell. :D

Posted by: jhausmann

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Y'know, there's an opportunity here for one of you Photoshop wizards. Cleavage Shoes. I bet those would sell. :D

Why not? Pet rocks did well...

Posted by: bruab

Hey, if we can get Agatha to give us some more updates on her @$$, then we'll have a T&A thread. How nice.

Posted by: Todd

quote:
Originally posted by Satchel
Whooo hooo....that Breast wishlist finally pays off.....

satch ;)

LOL! :D

Posted by: walters

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-v...&threadid=86094 :D

Posted by: QueenBee

Cleavage shoes - already been done.

Posted by: bruab

quote:
Originally posted by QueenBee
Cleavage shoes - already been done.

wow, "toe cleavage". I learned something new today. :D

Posted by: justapixel

I am hardly going to waste recording space when all I have do is look down.

Y'all have fun though. :)

Posted by: Kablemodem

Thanks. At least I know what's on the boob tube tonight.

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
I am hardly going to waste recording space when all I have do is look down.

Y'all have fun though. :)

But don't you want to dig into the deep historical significance of cleavage and learn how cleavage has changed through the ages? This is educational TV! You should get your children (especially boy children) and FORCE them to watch! They might learn something!

Posted by: justapixel

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
But don't you want to dig into the deep historical significance of cleavage and learn how cleavage has changed through the ages?

Darlin', I know this more intimately than any TV show ever could. ;) :p

Posted by: zaknafein

Considering past conversations, I have a feeling this is going to be TiVo subscribers' highest rated show ever.

Posted by: Ereth

Coming soon to A&E: Justapixel: The Documentary.

Posted by: Ereth

And besides, cleavage is NEVER a waste of recording space!

Posted by: ybrew

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
You should get your children (especially boy children) and FORCE them to watch! They might learn something!

There's a response in there I know I should make.

Must resist...

Posted by: justapixel

quote:
Originally posted by shannon67
But Ereth said we traded 'shirts'.

Well, then apparently I can see my toes for the first time ever. ;)

:D

Posted by: Anubis

You're supposed to be able to see your toes?

Posted by: VTechDave

I nominate that we change the network name to T & A & E. :D

A coworker came up with that one!

Posted by: Maui

quote:
Originally posted by VTechDave
I nominate that we change the network name to T & A & E. :D

A coworker came up with that one!

Very good!

This has to be one of the fastest growing threads I can remember. I wonder why? ;)

Posted by: Graymalkin

Thanks for the (ahem) tip.

Posted by: mooseAndSquirrel

I always wondered why they call it a boob tube.

Posted by: Smiles

What is the big deal? I never cared much about Cleveland anyway.

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by QueenBee
Cleavage shoes - already been done.

woah... too close to toe jam for me...

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by Anubis
You're supposed to be able to see your toes?

So, you have to look past your cleavage to see your toe cleavage? That's double cleavage in one view!

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Kablemodem
Thanks. At least I know what's on the boob tube tonight.

ROLFMAO

Posted by: Anubis

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
That's double cleavage in one view!

Do you need to sit down for a minute? Can I get you a glass of water?

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Anubis
You're supposed to be able to see your toes?

...sorry, guys don't understand that... we have a pointer...

... although some have a tool shed build over it...

Posted by: QueenBee

Hate to burst your bubble guys, but apparently these toe cleavage shoes aren't just for women. :eek:

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

One of the things that I found interesting about some of these shows in the past....

On Desmond Morris's "The Human Animal", they were showing cleavage of a young woman. Every male immediately perked up when they see the picture of it. The picture shows what seems to be nice breast cleavage, but when the camera pans back, it ends up being butt cleavage.

So, now we have a T&A thread.

Posted by: ClutchBrake

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
Darlin', I know this more intimately than any TV show ever could. ;) :p

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this forum! :D

Posted by: logic88

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
One of the things that I found interesting about some of these shows in the past....

On Desmond Morris's "The Human Animal", they were showing cleavage of a young woman. Every male immediately perked up when they see the picture of it. The picture shows what seems to be nice breast cleavage, but when the camera pans back, it ends up being butt cleavage.

So, now we have a T&A thread.

Yeah, one of the features in those laddie magazines is a bunch of cleavage shots with the title "Butt cleavage or real cleavage". Surprisingly, it's not that easy to pick out sometimes... :eek:

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by logic88
Yeah, one of the features in those laddie magazines is a bunch of cleavage shots with the title "Butt cleavage or real cleavage". Surprisingly, it's not that easy to pick out sometimes... :eek:

I gotta admit, the shot on "Human Animal" got me. I couldn't tell. They put the butt cleavage in a body hugging dress that dipped low in the back, so you couldn't tell from the clothing.

The theory is that evolutionally, good butt cleavage and breast cleavage is an indicator of overall health and vitality. Apparently, these things are what attracts males (who would've thought?:eek: ).

For femals, it is a triangular shaped torso (large shoulders, narrow at hips). Apparently this is an indicator of good hunting skills (evolutionarily speaking). Speaking modernly, it just seems to be a good indicator of working out. Of course, the overly muscle bound (almost caricature like) was considered not attractive. Duh!

Posted by: willardcpa

quote:
"For femals, "

Man you are having trouble with the "e"s today aren't you???:D

Posted by: bruab

I enjoy Desmond Morris, and "The Human Animal" in particular, but it bugs me that he provides zero proof for any of the things he says. It seems like he never quotes studies or any kind of research. It all seems based on analogy: cleavage can be made indistinguishable from butt cleavage, therefore cleavage is some kind of evolutionary indicator to men of a woman's hips being wide enough to bear children. I mean some of it may be true, but it's all grounded in speculation. Maybe that's what makes it fun...?

Hmm, maybe I need to watch that special tonight and take notes. :D

Posted by: bonehead

quote:
Originally posted by bruab
Hmm, maybe I need to watch that special tonight and take notes. :D

Be prepared, though. You may have to watch it over and over again to pick up enough details to answer your question.

:)

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by willardcpa
Man you are having trouble with the "e"s today aren't you???:D

Doh! Maybe it's time for me to start using the spell check function. I guess that's what I get for posting from work.

:D

Posted by: mooseAndSquirrel

quote:
Originally posted by bruab
I enjoy Desmond Morris, and "The Human Animal" in particular, but it bugs me that he provides zero proof for any of the things he says. It seems like he never quotes studies or any kind of research. It all seems based on analogy: cleavage can be made indistinguishable from butt cleavage, therefore cleavage is some kind of evolutionary indicator to men of a woman's hips being wide enough to bear children. I mean some of it may be true, but it's all grounded in speculation. Maybe that's what makes it fun...?

Hmm, maybe I need to watch that special tonight and take notes. :D

I'm pretty sure that Desmond Morris went further in his book the Human Ape. He claims that since the only primate who walks upright is also the only primate with always prominent breasts on women, that the breasts are there are to simulate what we're so delicately calling butt cleavage.

You see, a gorilla babe can back up and "present". Human females are more face to face.

Whatever the explanation, it really is amazing how much we men fixate on boobs. Can you imagine if women felt the same away about our gonads? Trying to sneak peeks and fondle them. Dear god it would be the end of the world.

Great line from Will & Grace. He throws down a gynecologists book in horror and she says "oh sure, and your stuff looks just like a box of puppies".

Posted by: FlashingTwelve

I'm surprised no-one linked to the A&E minisite about it. Saw it on fark posted by T&A&E guy the other day.

Posted by: Ereth

Well, I just checked "Upcoming Showings" and it's repeated twice, so if you miss it or need to see it again, it'll be on at 1 am and also on the 15th.

Or "Keep Until I Delete", whichever. :D

Posted by: loopey

quote:
Originally posted by mooseAndSquirrel
Can you imagine if women felt the same away about our gonads?

What do you mean if :eek:. All women don't fixate on ...

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by mooseAndSquirrel
Can you imagine if women felt the same away about our gonads?

Or worse, if mens clothing were specially designed to show them off, and you had to wear little garments to keep them placed in a visually appealing way.

Posted by: FlashingTwelve

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Or worse, if mens clothing were specially designed to show them off, and you had to wear little garments to keep them placed in a visually appealing way.

http://www.cameltoe.org/
(mods feel free to delete if Ereth has crossed a line;))

Posted by: betamax

Shouldn't this show be in 2 parts?

Posted by: bruab

quote:
Originally posted by mooseAndSquirrel
Whatever the explanation, it really is amazing how much we men fixate on boobs. Can you imagine if women felt the same away about our gonads? Trying to sneak peeks and fondle them. Dear god it would be the end of the world.

Not to get too technical, but boobs aren't gonads. They're secondary sexual characteristics. So it would be like women fixating on say, men's chests or butts. Ha ha, boy wouldn't that be ... oh, wait.

Posted by: willardcpa

Whatta bunch of weenies. We all brag to everyone that we don't have to watch live TV - we got Tivo. This was a pretty "hot" thread, 72 posts in about 3.5 hours before the A&E show started broadcasting. Its on right now and this place is like a ghost town. Well, OK, I guess we don't HAVE to watch live TV, but if there are a couple of subjects really worth scoping out I guess its OK to watch live.;) :D
edited to add, average time between posts earlier was about three minutes - time from previous post here and hour and a half:up:

Posted by: justapixel

I'm still here.... :)

Posted by: willardcpa

Yeah, but your just looking down.;)

Posted by: QueenBee

I'm here. Watchin' 24, but here.

Posted by: ybrew

i'm always here - but typing one-handed now

no! i'm holding my son in my arms perverts!

Posted by: willardcpa

Hey, this is kinda cool. Just me and the girls here. But if Darin and Bobcarn show up I hope you will understand if I start watching the live 'broad'cast.;)

Posted by: justapixel

quote:
Originally posted by shannon67
Me too.

Ann, do you see a trend?

I suspect it'll be a lonely night for us.

Wait. This could be the night the women take over the forum! Pretty soon, Brad Pitt photos will be everywhere, and some cranky male mod will tell us no leering. We'll be discussing biceps, and muscular thighs, yes, but we'll also discuss our periods at depth, and what to expect when perimenopause starts. We'll each get to describe our labor and birth and how closely the doctor worked with our birthing plan. We'll have long, long threads debating whether tulle makes a good material for a party skirt, and debating the merits of stilettos and whether men really like toe cleavage. We'll talk about our boyfriends and husbands and their numerous and varied faults. We'll lament the loss of Oprah's book club, and discuss whether it caused us to cancel our season passes or not. We'll discuss Hidalgo's stacked rings, who is the best dressed woman in America, and the best scent to use for your house while upgrading your TiVo.

Hmmmm...maybe being on a male dominated forum isn't so bad at all.

Posted by: willardcpa

That's it, I just hit the rewind button.:D

Posted by: QueenBee

We may be women, but we're basically women geeks.

Posted by: Smiles

Uh oh. I'm here. No cleveland for me. :(

Posted by: sallypnut

Hell, I went to a baby shower last night. I bet we could clear this place in no time with enough baby shower stories.

Baby showers. Discuss.

No, wait. I've already bored myself.

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

Oh, man, Ann,

You have me laughing waaaaay too hard after dinner.

Too funny.

I can tell you all about my episiotomy......

Let's see if we can run the men off.....

And Queen Bee, I like being a woman geek.

Posted by: QueenBee

Me, too. But I DO have the scoop on c-sections.

Posted by: bruab

quote:
Originally posted by QueenBee
Me, too. But I DO have the scoop on c-sections.

Ew, is that some kind of weird medical pun? Yuck!

Boy, we men wander off for a few minutes, and this is the best you gals can come up with?

And for the record, I was NOT watching the A&E special, I was, um, watching a bunch of old episodes of "Extended Play" from TechTV. Hmm, that doesn't really sound better, does it? Geekier, for sure.

Posted by: Ereth

I was playing Asheron's Call 2. TiVo is watching Cleavage for me so I can watch it at my leisure.

Posted by: QueenBee

Ereth, you're going to have to go back to the adult atavar if you're gonna be talking about cleavage. That sweet little face - I can't take it!

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

What I want to know is how many of the guys have the cleavage special Tivo'ed or watched it live (or didn't watch/tivo it at all).

It'd be curious. Mine is tivo'ing away for the hubby.

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by QueenBee
Ereth, you're going to have to go back to the adult atavar if you're gonna be talking about cleavage. That sweet little face - I can't take it!

So... how YOU doin?

Posted by: QueenBee

Hah!

Posted by: Maui

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
What I want to know is how many of the guys have the cleavage special Tivo'ed or watched it live (or didn't watch/tivo it at all).

It'd be curious. Mine is tivo'ing away for the hubby.

I didn't record it or watch it live.

Posted by: TomK

I turned over to it late (45 minutes into the show) and they were doing implant surgery! No way baby, I'm squeamish about surgery and doctors....that was it for me! :)

Posted by: Ereth

Hey! Spoilers! I haven't watched it yet!

(I wonder if I should've recorded on Best...)

Posted by: LiveBlues

quote:
Originally posted by Rcrew
... if you've seen one, you've seen both...

Not necessarily. ;)

Posted by: TomK

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Hey! Spoilers! I haven't watched it yet!

(I wonder if I should've recorded on Best...)

OOOPS! Sorry!

Posted by: nrc

Wife just peeked over my shoulder and asked, "So why aren't you recording it?"

Posted by: Graymalkin

I watched the Dixie Chicks and last Friday's Hack, while TiVo is recording Cleavage. I'll get to it when I have a chance. Probably this weekend.

Also had to set up a new humidifier, Logitech mouse, and extension telephone, and put some more tunes into iTunes.

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
This could be the night the women take over the forum!

You going to get David to change the color scheme to a pink pastel, too? Of course, even that wouldn't be as annoying as the color scheme on the rest of AVS Forum!

Posted by: Todd

For those who missed it, it repeats at 1:00am EST, at least that's what my TiVo to-do list says..... ;)

Posted by: TomK

No recommendations either way so far.

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by TomK
OOOPS! Sorry!

Oh, gee, no, I was kidding. Really. I just thought it was funny to complain that there should be spoiler tags over implants. No offense taken, and I hope none given!

Posted by: TomK

Of course not, I wasn't really serious anyway. :)

Posted by: Ereth

We can't let this thread die.

I mean, what would this forum be without cleavage?

Posted by: Smiles

Cleveland

Posted by: Rcrew

Well, it's TiVo'd for me, I had to help with the Christmas cards...

Oh yeah:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!
that's my card to you all...

And now I'm here. That's the thing about a TiVo, some how it magically preserves programs and lets you see them when you want to....

But wait, there's surgery in it? Guess I can just ff through those parts...

Posted by: trainman

Well, I just set my TiVo to record it, too, solely because of this forum's UMF. Yep, it was completely the result of the UMF. I feel women should be looked at as complete people, and therefore it's ridiculous that there's this 2-hour documentary focusing on one part of the body. Or two parts of the body. Two prominent parts of the body, conveniently located right out there in front, the tops of which often peek out ever so slightly from the...the...what was I talking about again?

Posted by: Maui

quote:
Originally posted by trainman
Well, I just set my TiVo to record it, too, solely because of this forum's UMF. Yep, it was completely the result of the UMF. I feel women should be looked at as complete people, and therefore it's ridiculous that there's this 2-hour documentary focusing on one part of the body. Or two parts of the body. Two prominent parts of the body, conveniently located right out there in front, the tops of which often peek out ever so slightly from the...the...what was I talking about again?

You were speaking of their eyes right? Peaking over the top of their glasses. ;)

Posted by: Rcrew

Trainman, that's the funniest thing I've ever read from you!!

I was just thinking this is exactly the kind of program you'd like to get your hands on to caption...

Posted by: nrc

quote:
Originally posted by Maui
You were speaking of their eyes right? Peaking over the top of their glasses. ;)

Are we back to talking about shannon67's naughty librarian avatar again? :)

Posted by: gregpr

I sure hope they re-run it. My SA was busy recording Taken while I watched 24 live.

And yes, I have already heard the DTivo story.

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by gregpr
I sure hope they re-run it. My SA was busy recording Taken while I watched 24 live.

And yes, I have already heard the DTivo story.

quote:
Originally posted by Todd
For those who missed it, it repeats at 1:00am EST, at least that's what my TiVo to-do list says..... ;)

... there you go...

Posted by: nrc

quote:
Originally posted by gregpr
And yes, I have already heard the DTivo story.

But have you really considered how DTivo could change your life? Have you thought about DTivo's plan for you?

Posted by: justapixel

Damn, I knew we women couldn't take over the forum. :mad:

I go out for a little Japanese food, and I come back to talk about peaking.....

Agatha, I really want to hear about your episiotomy. I can tell you legends about mine.....and my 46 hour labor with child number one.

:)

Posted by: bonehead

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
Damn, I knew we women couldn't take over the forum. :mad:

Feel free. Go for it.

You'll find that we men are self-centered enough to simply ignore conversations about the subjects you mentioned while barely even noticing that you're talking about it.

After all, we've got breasts to talk about. We'll all be busy right here for months...

;)

Posted by: bonehead

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
TiVo is watching Cleavage for me so I can watch it at my leisure.

Is that code for "so I can watch it when there's no danger of someone walking in the room and catching me...."?

:D

Posted by: BBQ Chicken

im watching it now... nothing you cant see on baywatch, unless i missed something.

Posted by: Fofer

This thread has really made me titter.

Posted by: scottjf8

I recorded the 1am version, since during the original airing (9-11?) I record Hidden Hills and 24.

Probably watch it tonight (I'm guessing alone, dont think the wife will watch it with me)

Posted by: TheDewAddict

Humm....dad is out of town, mom is having a church meeting tonight at the house. I think i'm ordering a pizza, and watching some clevage tonight. Seems somehow wrong that 10 feet below me will be 15 Catholics discussing new rules and procedure for the church.

Posted by: TomK

I still see no reviews of the show so I'm assuming the show was a little flat.

Posted by: daperlman

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
Darlin', I know this more intimately than any TV show ever could. ;) :p

Alright Ann you have inspired a joke:

quote:
What did one old woman's breast say to the other?

Highlight to read

quote:
If we go any lower... people are gonna think we're nuts

Posted by: Rcrew

Watched the first half or so of the show. Well, my GF and I watched. It was kind of interesting. Perhaps the 2nd half will be better.

So far, the most amazing fact I heard was that bras are a 5 billion dollar per year industry in the US.

That's probably more than some countries GNP...

Posted by: Ereth

quote:
Originally posted by scottjf8
I recorded the 1am version, since during the original airing (9-11?) I record Hidden Hills ...

Is that not the same show? Sounds suspiciously similar.

quote:
Originally posted by bonehead
Is that code for "so I can watch it when there's no danger of someone walking in the room and catching me...."?

Well, I might not want to watch it all at once. I'll watch it in spurts.

I think that, so far, the most intriquing quote (yes, it has audio! Who knew?) was from Tyra Banks who said that Breasts and Cleavage have little to do with each other. I wonder what show she was watching? (Though I have to admit that the opening line about "Cleavage. Half the population has it and the other half desires it" made me think about Darin and BobCarn and try to figure out which half they were in. Fortunately there were distracting pictures shortly after that so I didn't think about it very long)

Posted by: Knative

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Well, I might not want to watch it all at once. I'll watch it in spurts.

Interesting choice of words. ;)

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Well, I might not want to watch it all at once. I'll watch it in spurts.

Ereth, you are absolutely wicked... :)

Posted by: Ereth

Thanks, Rcrew. ;)

I am frustrated, though, that this thread was moved. Now I have to go out of my way to see "Cleavage"!

(as an aside, I must say that cleavage is one of the more interesting benefits of being 6'5". I don't know what view you guys get, but it's VERY nice from up here)

Posted by: Dawghows

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
(as an aside, I must say that cleavage is one of the more interesting benefits of being 6'5". I don't know what view you guys get, but it's VERY nice from up here)

I'm just slightly under 6', but I don't mind working a little for a better view if I have to.

Posted by: nrc

quote:
Originally posted by TomK
I still see no reviews of the show so I'm assuming the show was a little flat.

I caught part of the re-air. It wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

My favorite bit was about two small-chested women who strapped on giant, misshapen boobs and then marvelled at all the stares they got. These things looked like the back of an old Cadillac. My wife gives me props for keeping my ogling discrete and I would have gawked at these women just trying to figure out what those things were supposed to be.

I don't doubt that a nice rack will gain plenty of attention, some of it unwanted. But if I put two oranges and a cucumber in my shorts I'm going to get gawked at, too.

---
We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. - Nigel Tufnel

Posted by: TomK

I had Cedric The Entertainer on tonight and Fastlane came on after Cedric. I didn't watch the 'Cleavage' show but Fastlane was overflowing with it tonight.

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Is that not the same show? Sounds suspiciously similar.

Well, I might not want to watch it all at once. I'll watch it in spurts.

I think that, so far, the most intriquing quote (yes, it has audio! Who knew?) was from Tyra Banks who said that Breasts and Cleavage have little to do with each other. I wonder what show she was watching? (Though I have to admit that the opening line about "Cleavage. Half the population has it and the other half desires it" made me think about Darin and BobCarn and try to figure out which half they were in. Fortunately there were distracting pictures shortly after that so I didn't think about it very long)

Bob and Darin are looking for the butt cleavage.....remember the earlier discussion?:)

Posted by: mstroh

I'm late to the game so I apologize for the long post, but....

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
Oh, man, Ann,

You have me laughing waaaaay too hard after dinner.

Too funny.

I can tell you all about my episiotomy......

Let's see if we can run the men off.....

And Queen Bee, I like being a woman geek.

Anything! Anything! Talk about your monthlies, talk about menopause, but don't talk about that! But, you can talk about your geekiness all you want!

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
What I want to know is how many of the guys have the cleavage special Tivo'ed or watched it live (or didn't watch/tivo it at all).

It'd be curious. Mine is tivo'ing away for the hubby.

If I wasn't already married, I woulda just fell in love.....

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
Bob and Darin are looking for the butt cleavage.....remember the earlier discussion?:)

<male moment>
Butt cleavage...breast cleavage...if its attached to an attractive female body, who cares!!!!
</male moment>

One other comment: "I'll watch it in spurts"
LOL! I'm with you there!

My wife would kill me if she saw this post!

-mike

Posted by: Agatha Mystery

quote:
Originally posted by mstroh
I'm late to the game so I apologize for the long post, but....

If I wasn't already married, I woulda just fell in love.....

I get that a lot lately..... :D

quote:
Originally posted by mstroh
<male moment>
Butt cleavage...breast cleavage...if its attached to an attractive female body, who cares!!!!
</male moment>

One other comment: "I'll watch it in spurts"
LOL! I'm with you there!

My wife would kill me if she saw this post!

-mike

I think the whole point of butt cleavage for Darin and Bob is that it's NOT attached to an attractive female body......:)

Posted by: Robin

quote:
Originally posted by TomK
I still see no reviews of the show so I'm assuming the show was a little flat.

<groan>

Posted by: Ereth

Oh look, I bumped Cleavage! It IS a good day!

;)

(I actually have been very busy and haven't finished watching it. I wonder if I should set it Save Until I Delete...)

Posted by: Rcrew

If bumping Cleavage makes your day, all I can say is...

dang we're belong to the same club!

I haven't finished either, guess I'm just trying to make it last...

Posted by: Ereth

Shannon, shannon, shannon.

Are you really SURPRISED that we are still talking about Cleavage?

I mean it was Educational TV, right? Arts and Entertainment, the finer things in life? Isn't it better than talking about Cops or Survivor or Baywatch?

Hmm. There's two things I was thinking about watching tonight on TiVo, but now I can't remember what they were....

Posted by: Hunter Green

I haven't watched this (not really sure I want to, but even if I did, the wife probably wouldn't look kindly on it appearing in Now Playing). However, I did check the schedule, and I note for your edification that it only has one more showing coming up (at least on my guide), Saturday night at midnight.

Or, as TiVo itself charmingly puts it, "Cleavage is only available:"...

Posted by: Rcrew

Ereth made me do it...

Posted by: Rcrew

Dang, Saturday night at midnight... it's taking over the Rocky Horror time slot... I feel a new thread coming on!

edit: check that, it's been in several threads before. maybe i'll just resurect one of them...

Posted by: loopey

Actually it's not on at midnight. Look again it's 12PM sunday - noon. I thought midnight when I first looked, but I was wrong. Too bad it interferes with football :(.

Posted by: Ereth

Football.... cleavage....football....cleavage

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Football.... cleavage....football....cleavage

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

Hummmmmmmmm....... duals, cleavage, both, boob tube, twins...

Oh yeah DTiVo with two tuners... hummmmm a TiVo with Cleavage!

Football and Boobs!

Hey Ereth! Did you see my other thread since Shannon chased me out of this one? I got to talk about underpants instead of cleavage! And we got to look at Magenta's cleavage too!

Remind me to thank Shannon later!

Posted by: Rcrew

Oh yeah... Hey Shannon (and Anubis if you stop by)....

Ereth made me say that!

Posted by: Anubis

quote:
Originally posted by Rcrew
Oh yeah... Hey Shannon (and Anubis if you stop by)....

Ereth made me say that!

Ereth is making Rcrew talk about underpants.. :eek:

Posted by: Rcrew

quote:
Originally posted by Anubis
Ereth is making Rcrew talk about underpants.. :eek:

No silly, he's making me talk about yours...

I tried to convince him I don't kiss and tell, but he twisted my arm...

It hurt too...

Ereth's a meanie...

Posted by: Anubis

Oh, come on. Look at that sweet face and that charming little smile. You're making it up.

I'm TELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Posted by: Rcrew

Ok, ok, he didn't twist my arm... I'm sorry, I lied...

He gave me two candy bars, and 3 yugio cards to tell!

Posted by: Anubis

You traded my underpants for chocolate-covered nougat and comic book cards?

I feel so... used.

Posted by: Maui

quote:
Originally posted by shannon67
Of course, there's the nuthin'-at-all option too. :eek:

Okay, I'm off to take a cold shower now.

Posted by: Rcrew

Oooh, butt-floss just doesn't do it for me... panties now we can talk... and thong, well no need to talk...

Hey Anubis! I didn't trade um... I made him pay just to hear about them!

There isn't enough nougat, well, chocolate nougat..., to get me to give them up. Unless that is, I have a ready supply! ;)

Posted by: Drewster

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
I suspect it'll be a lonely night for us.

Wait. This could be the night the women take over the forum! Pretty soon, Brad Pitt photos will be everywhere, and some cranky male mod will tell us no leering. We'll be discussing biceps, and muscular thighs, yes, but we'll also discuss our periods at depth, and what to expect when perimenopause starts. We'll each get to describe our labor and birth and how closely the doctor worked with our birthing plan. We'll have long, long threads debating whether tulle makes a good material for a party skirt, and debating the merits of stilettos and whether men really like toe cleavage. We'll talk about our boyfriends and husbands and their numerous and varied faults. We'll lament the loss of Oprah's book club, and discuss whether it caused us to cancel our season passes or not. We'll discuss Hidalgo's stacked rings, who is the best dressed woman in America, and the best scent to use for your house while upgrading your TiVo.

Hmmmm...maybe being on a male dominated forum isn't so bad at all.

Hmmm. Considering the humor and intelligence of the women here, I for one would welcome such threads. Talk about an educational experience! Have at it, ladies.

Posted by: Anubis

quote:
Originally posted by atlauren
Have at it, ladies.

Please, never encourage anyone to talk about Oprah's book club unnecessarily! :p

Nor should anyone talk about where Rcrew is getting this ready supply of my underwear.... :eek:

Posted by: Ereth

Wow, I've been busy and it's been hours since I thought about Cleavage.

Somehow that's just wrong!

Posted by: Anubis

Who are you and what have you done with our Ereth?

Posted by: loopey

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Wow, I've been busy and it's been hours since I thought about Cleavage.

Somehow that's just wrong!

What could possibly be more important than cleavage??

what's wrong with you? I'm very disappointed.

Posted by: bruab

I'm right in the middle of Cleavage. I doubt I'll finish - I like it here. :)

Funny, a quickie joke about something I saw in the A&E schedule becomes the longest thread I've ever started. Underestimate the power of Cleavage at your peril!

Posted by: Ereth

I wonder if there'll be a sequel?

Shouldn't cleavage always come in pairs?

Posted by: Rcrew

I wonder if the first show will boost interest, or if it'll just go bust.

I still haven't gotten back to finishing. My GF has been busy, and she wanted me to come with her this weekend. We started watching together, and would like to finish together.

Posted by: Anchorman

quote:
Originally posted by Ereth
Y'know, there's an opportunity here for one of you Photoshop wizards. Cleavage Shoes. I bet those would sell. :D

Cleavage Slippers would be much more comfortable. :o

Posted by: Dusty

This is my favorite post from this whole thread... only because looking over at Fofer's pic after reading it cracked me up!

Posted by: Dignan

quote:
Originally posted by Dusty68
This is my favorite post from this whole thread... only because looking over at Fofer's pic after reading it cracked me up!

So THAT'S what he's doing!!! I always wondered.

Posted by: bruab

**bump**

A&E is replaying this tonight 9-11pm and 1-3am.

Posted by: gjustice

Looks like it's on The History Channel on ComCast

Posted by: bruab

quote:
Originally posted by gjustice
Looks like it's on The History Channel on ComCast

Oops, right you are. Same for DTV. I didn't notice that.

Posted by: TivoFan

Ack! I missed this show. I suppose I can record the next showing.

quote:
Originally posted by justapixel
I am hardly going to waste recording space when all I have do is look down.

Hmm justapixel, any chance of catching your next showing?

Posted by: Maui

Wow, a thread from the past.

Bruab

Good job. You were able to lift this topic and give it good support

Posted by: omnibus

But..........Isn't cleavage just empty space...........like the hole in a donut?

Posted by: thenightfly42

quote:
Originally posted by omnibus
But..........Isn't cleavage just empty space...........like the hole in a donut?

Music is the silence between the notes.
- Claude Debussy

Posted by: Win Joy Jr

quote:
Originally posted by Agatha Mystery
What I want to know is how many of the guys have the cleavage special Tivo'ed or watched it live (or didn't watch/tivo it at all).

It'd be curious. Mine is tivo'ing away for the hubby.

My wife did the same for me. :)

Geat wife. :D

Posted by: supham

4 thumbs up from me....

shannon