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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Highlands (east of Houston ), Texas, USA
The Hoarder: He is the keeper of the office supplies, and you'd better have a good reason to want to refill your stapler, otherwise you will feel his wrath.
Stand Off: She talks to few, she acknowledges even fewer. She can't even look you in the eye. She is an island unto herself . . . maybe she should stay that way.
The Invisible Worker: Immune from working standard eight-hour days, this offender has never seen 9 a.m. or 5 p.m. on the office clock--because he arrives late and leaves early.
Too Sunny: It's nice to see some people in a good mood, but for the love of God, nobody is as happy as this torturer! How can one woman smile all the time?!
Coffee Chief: Question: When was the last time you saw him without a coffee cup in his hand? Ewwww . . . he's taking it in the washroom with him!
Smoke Club: A smelly group that tag-teams outside for a cigarette break. Avoid sharing an elevator with these guys unless you want to be assaulted by nasty fumes.
Angry Guy: Given to harsh outbreaks at the most innocent provocation. He goes off--ranting and raving at the drop of a hat--because he has no self-control. Call security!
Loud Talker: You can be at one end of the office, and he's on the other end, and you can hear every syllable. And woe to those who have a desk near this beast.
The Casual Cretin: He does Casual Friday on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday as well. Hey, hotshot, sandals year-round aren't a fashion statement, they're a disaster!
Social Butterfly: She flits from one desk to another, eager to strike up conversations that promise to keep you from the more mundane tasks, like getting your work done.
The Peacock: Strutting her stuff in the most attention-getting outfits, this woman thinks she's on a fashion runway and not in line to make copies.
The Pushover: The most inept co-worker of all. She's so nice and meek that she gets run over by everybody, from the boss to the mailroom clerk. Somebody save her soul!
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